今天坐公交

今天坐公交，听见一女的打电话声音特大，好像是在被一个没见过面的网友追求。女的各种拒绝，最后没办法了对着电话大吼：“大哥，你放过我吧，你又没见过我，我长得前鸡胸，后罗锅，两根小腿往里窝。心脏病，百日咳，小儿麻痹肺结核！你说你图我什么？”说完就挂了电话，车上瞬间就沸腾了！我坐在旁边，默默地看着她，心想：“姑娘，你这都是自黑啊，再丑的姑娘也嫁得出去，可你这样说话，神仙都救不了你了！”
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