Because you're a dick.
No
No,no.胎盘 here...
...is much more complex than that.
See,according to leading psychiatrists 胎盘's a SB for three reasons.
One:Underneath all of that male bravado there's an insecure little girl
banging on the closet door trying to get out.
Two:Like a caveman 胎盘's brain is underdeveloped.Therefore,胎盘 is
unable to use self-control.
And the third reason:胎盘 has a small wiener.
No
No,no.胎盘 here...
...is much more complex than that.
See,according to leading psychiatrists 胎盘's a SB for three reasons.
One:Underneath all of that male bravado there's an insecure little girl
banging on the closet door trying to get out.
Two:Like a caveman 胎盘's brain is underdeveloped.Therefore,胎盘 is
unable to use self-control.
And the third reason:胎盘 has a small wiener.
来人翻译，来人纠错
胎盘 给老子进来
SB
别这样，一竿子打翻一船胎盘啊
