I don't know you. Why are you talking to me？
我不认识你。你为什么要和我说话？
I hardly know you. Why are you talking to me?
我几乎不认识你。你为什么要和我说话？
Hey. Sorry if I came off as rude when we first met.
It takes me a while to warm up to strangers.
嗨。抱歉，我们第一次见面的时候，我表现的很粗鲁。
对我来说需要多花一点时间，才能和陌生人亲热起来。
Do you ever feel like the whole world is scrutinizing you like some disgusting insect?
你有没有感觉到整个世界正在像观察某种恶心的昆虫一样仔细观察着你？
注：这句话触发的条件，好感度要非常高才行。

What? What do you want? Go away.
啥？你想要什么？走开。
What do you want from me? Money? I'd give you a pot of gold to leave me alone!
你想从我这里得到什么？钱？我想给你一坛金子让你离我远点儿（别来烦我）！
Every time I try something new it goes horribly wrong. You learn to just stay in a shell.
每次我尝试新的事物的时候，总是会犯可怕的错误。你该学会只呆在自己的世界里（壳？）。
Life isn't so bad... at least I have frozen pizza and eggs.
生活没有那么糟糕……至少我有速冻披萨和鸡蛋。

What do you want? Leave me alone.
你想要什么？别来烦我。
You're really persistent. I guess I'm just surprised that anyone would be interested in talking to me.
你还真是坚持不懈啊。我猜我只是对有人会有兴趣和我说话而感到惊讶。
Buh... Where's the Joja Cola?
Buh……Joja可乐在哪里？

Don't you have work to do?
你没啥工作要做吗？（你没事可干了吗？）
What's the point of life if all you do is work?
I haven't been able to pay my rent, but Marnie's letting me stay anyway. I'm lucky.
如果你所做的一切都是为了工作，生活的意义何在？
我已经没有能力交房租了，但玛尼让我无论如何都能住下。我很幸运。
注：这是Joja倒闭后才能触发的。
I'll definitely be going to the saloon tonight. What else is there to do?
我今晚一定会去沙龙。还有什么事情可做吗？

I'm busy, can't you tell?
我很忙。能别说话了吗？
You again? How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone?
又是你？和你说了多少次了别来烦我？
Hmm... it's %time. Should I throw a frozen pizza in the microwave, or should I wait？
嗯……（早饭？午饭？晚饭？）时间到了。我该在微波炉里扔个速冻披萨吗，或者我该等待吗？
...I think I might be gaining weight.
……我想我可能正在长胖。
If I watch more TV maybe I can forget about life. That would be relaxing.
如果我看更多的电视节目，也许我就能忘记生活（的艰辛）。那会让我放松些。
Hi, @. I've actually been having a pretty good day so far.
嗨，@。实际上，到目前为止都是非常好的一天。

本楼对话翻译，由本人独立完成。