2010-怡芳洗脚城特宾服务公主莫小贝
活泼可爱的小贝鸡鸡携手东北威廉黑哥哥在大保健组为广大VMA来宾唱跳预热，表演了“爱情买卖”和”查你妈妈的水表”这两首宇宙流行High歌。
这是鸡鸡小贝第一次用粉色的头发展现她独特的特仑苏风格，为此她特地挑选了紫发的果子狸加以陪衬。纵使在她第一次参加洗浴城VMA公主庆典便引得了来宾的广泛注目，但仍不敌当年的坐台王者碧波公主，最终她与最佳新晋洗脚城公主的奖项失之交臂，只能两手空空看贾斯婷.碧波公主技压群芳。
Nicki made a splash withher MTV VMA debut in 2010. The rapper was joined by Will.I.Am for “Your Love”and “Check It Out” during a pre-show performance. And she also made heads turnwith bright pink hair on the red carpet. Minaj was also a presenter that year(along with Katy Perry), but she didn’t take home a Moonman. She lost the “BestNew Artist” award to Justin Bieber. Still, she’d be back the following year totake home her first of many VMA trophies.

2011-China Joy COSER 爱的护士长
由于洗脚城业绩萧条，鸡鸡失去了上台互动拉客的机会。迫求谋生的她积极参会ChinaJoy尾随COSER达人得到了淘宝爆款的Cosplay精品彩色口罩和粗大的项链配饰。但这还不是最重要的，反转的关键在于鸡鸡使出压箱宝技东莞洗剪吹，利用五彩头发终于让VMA猪办房侧目，连续捞走了最佳母的奖和最佳合作共赢可持续发展奖的提名，最终巨臀为她赢得了最佳母的奖项，为此鸡鸡表示她半夜做梦也会笑。
In 2011, Nicki didn’t get a chance to perform, but she was stilla presence that was hard to miss, and not just because of her colorful andout-of-the-box wardrobe on the red carpet. The MC presented an award with JonahHill and was also in a hilarious “Beavis & Butt-Head” skit.
That year, the New York rapper was also nominated for “Best FemaleVideo” and “Best Collaboration,” but her sole win would come in the form of“Best Hip-Hop Video” thanks to “Super Bass.”
“I remember when I won for ’Super Bass,’” Minaj toldMTV News the following year. “It had gotten to the point where Inever won anything, so I would just go to awards shows just to wear a cuteoutfit. So when they called my name, I was like, ’Is this a joke? What? Is thisreally happening?’ That was like, a very, very memorable moment. That was oneof the best moments in my career, to just hear my name and truly be surprised.”

2014-豹纹贵妇罗玉风
在短暂的13年沉寂之下，鸡鸡最终迎来了质的蜕变，化身成为东北三宝经销商，明正言顺地穿起了豹纹装，不差钱的她联手小牛犊和结石产业打响了VMA的棒棒一枪，与民工Usher欢快签约现场”她来给你捎东西啦”。不过此次最大的亮点还在于鸡鸡已经不满足于东北特产的经销发展，已经将投资目标瞄准南美玉林市场，率先首发大蟒蛇，据说鸡鸡销售的大蟒蛇神秘地让各式直男学会了单手打字。
After a one-year hiatus from the VMAs, Nicki returned instunning fashion and we’re not just talking about that snake skin mini dress.Minaj performed three songs in the main show. First, she hit the stage for “Anaconda.” Then, she joined ArianaGrande and Jessie J for “Bang Bang.” Then, she linked up with Usher for “SheCame To Give It To You.”

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