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222楼2015-03-09 20:44
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    暖暖~


    来自Android客户端223楼2015-03-09 21:52
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      居然变成会员了


      来自Android客户端224楼2015-03-09 22:14
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        (:3▓▒楼主在笔记本里写了特别多段子,可是上网时间有限,所以ˊ_>ˋ


        225楼2015-03-10 19:43
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          ●Dancer
          Charala Vargas very like dancing, but in an unfortunate Sunday, her long legs are themselves a cut, she is very afraid, afraid of their own will can't dance. Then, it is in that Sunday afternoon, she cut off his own most important leg。
          (●舞蹈家
          查瑞拉•瓦尔加斯非常的喜欢跳舞,可是就在一个不幸的星期日,她那双修长的腿被自己一不小心划伤了,她害怕极了,害怕自己再也跳不了舞了。然后,也就是在那个星期日的下午,她砍掉了自己最重视的腿。)


          227楼2015-03-10 19:51
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            ●small leather shoes
            Alice Belgrade to put on her shoes, kicked to death is eating the pineal gland small squirrels, trampled to death are carrying the rice black ants. After killing a lot of animal, her little shoes have been dyed。
            (●小皮鞋
            爱丽丝•贝尔格莱德穿上了她的小皮鞋,踢死了正在吃松果的小松鼠,踩死了正在搬米粒的黑蚂蚁。杀死了许多动物之后,她的小皮鞋已经被染红了。)


            228楼2015-03-10 19:56
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              我要顶出新高度


              IP属地:海南230楼2015-03-10 22:39
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                嗯因为最近被数学虐残废,所以我周末在更吧XDDDD学渣的痛苦XDDDD


                231楼2015-03-12 20:42
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                  什造小天使?


                  来自Android客户端233楼2015-03-12 21:10
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                    辛苦啦


                    IP属地:海南234楼2015-03-12 22:49
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                      235楼2015-03-13 17:47
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                        ●Careless barber came into his shop, a barber for his eleventh guests. Kacha Kacha Kacha Kacha, the barber cut her ear. Kacha Kacha Kacha Kacha, barber scratch her cheek. Kacha Kacha Kacha Kacha, the barber had her killed。
                        (●粗心的理发师走进了他的小店,给他的第十一个可客人理发。咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓,理发师剪掉了她的耳朵。咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓,理发师划伤了她的脸颊。咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓咔嚓,理发师把她杀死了。)


                        236楼2015-03-13 19:54
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                          ● I would rather be you chew bones, opens the flesh and blood, cruel exposed in the warm sunlight. Also does not want in this sad world hurt so lovely you and you。
                          (●我宁愿被你们嚼碎骨头,扒开血肉,残忍的暴露在热烈的阳光底下。也不愿意在这个悲伤的世界伤害如此可爱的你和你们。)


                          237楼2015-03-13 22:08
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                            加油,辛苦了


                            IP属地:海南238楼2015-03-13 23:50
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                              ● a prostitute
                              Anya Bula Ziskin leave tears of pain, she was lost in the pure virgin and sad; Anya - Lakis gold exposed a happy smile, she for the guests extra tips and happy; Anya Bula Keith gold winked her white golden eyes, and her in silence for God given death。
                              (●妓女
                              安娅•布拉基斯金留下了痛苦的眼泪,她在为失去纯洁的处女而伤心;安娅•布拉基斯金露出了开心的笑容,她在为客人额外的小费而高兴;安娅•布拉基斯金眨着她白金色的眼睛,她在为上帝给予的死亡而沉默。)


                              239楼2015-03-14 12:13
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