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来自Android客户端1楼2014-07-22 12:48回复
    “Fuck” 使用大全
    惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
    欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
    辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
    麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
    挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
    厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
    困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
    困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
    绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
    开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
    沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
    迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
    怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
    报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
    拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
    茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
    冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
    问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
    疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
    惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
    方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
    敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


    来自Android客户端2楼2014-07-22 12:49
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      经理甲与经理乙是好朋友,某日,他俩聚在一起。
      经理乙见经理甲神情沮丧,便询问发生何事。
      经理甲叹气道:“昨天是我生日,我的女秘书请我去她家给我庆祝生日。”
      “那不是很好吗?”
      “到了她家,她让我在客厅先等一会儿,五分钟后进卧室找她。说要给我一个惊喜。”
      “那不是更好吗?生日交上桃花远了。”
      “我当时也是这么想的。可五分钟后我走进卧室,发现我的女秘书和其他职员都在里面,
      捧着生日蛋糕等着我呢。”
      “这也不错呀,你的职员都很爱戴你,你应该高兴才是。”
      “可当时我是脱光了衣服之后才进去的。”


      IP属地:浙江3楼2014-07-22 16:16
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        “Fuck” 使用大全
        惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
        欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
        辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
        麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
        挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
        厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
        困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
        困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
        绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
        开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
        沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
        迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
        怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
        报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
        拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
        茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
        冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
        问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
        疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
        惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
        方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
        敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


        IP属地:云南来自Android客户端5楼2014-07-23 13:51
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            又路过


            来自Android客户端7楼2014-07-31 20:10
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              欧美片上的老外好厉害呀,怎么才能像他们一样强壮
                  ====离大神又近一步,心情莫名的紧张,难道是要豁到妹子了?
                


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                来自Android客户端9楼2014-08-02 10:33
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                  水的好


                  来自Android客户端25楼2014-08-02 15:08
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                    “Fuck” 使用大全
                    惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
                    欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
                    辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
                    麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
                    挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
                    厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
                    困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
                    困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
                    绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
                    开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
                    沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
                    迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
                    怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
                    报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
                    拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
                    茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
                    冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
                    问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
                    疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
                    惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
                    方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
                    敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


                    来自Android客户端26楼2014-08-02 15:54
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                      “Fuck” 使用大全
                      惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
                      欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
                      辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
                      麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
                      挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
                      厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
                      困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
                      困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
                      绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
                      开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
                      沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
                      迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
                      怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
                      报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
                      拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
                      茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
                      冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
                      问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
                      疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
                      惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
                      方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
                      敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


                      来自Android客户端27楼2014-08-02 15:54
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                        “Fuck” 使用大全
                        惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
                        欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
                        辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
                        麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
                        挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
                        厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
                        困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
                        困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
                        绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
                        开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
                        沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
                        迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
                        怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
                        报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
                        拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
                        茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
                        冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
                        问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
                        疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
                        惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
                        方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
                        敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


                        来自Android客户端28楼2014-08-02 15:54
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                          “Fuck” 使用大全
                          惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
                          欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
                          辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
                          麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
                          挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
                          厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
                          困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
                          困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
                          绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
                          开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
                          沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
                          迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
                          怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
                          报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
                          拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
                          茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
                          冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
                          问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
                          疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
                          惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
                          方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
                          敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


                          来自Android客户端29楼2014-08-02 15:55
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                            “Fuck” 使用大全
                            惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
                            欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
                            辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
                            麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
                            挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
                            厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
                            困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
                            困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
                            绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
                            开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
                            沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
                            迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
                            怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
                            报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
                            拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
                            茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
                            冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
                            问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
                            疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
                            惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
                            方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
                            敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


                            来自Android客户端30楼2014-08-02 15:55
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                              “Fuck” 使用大全
                              惊讶—你丫在这儿干吗呢?(What the fuck are you doing here?)
                              欺诈—我他妈的被卖车的给骗了!( I got fucked by the car dealer. )
                              辞职—去他的吧。(Oh, fuck it! )
                              麻烦—这回我完蛋了。( I guess I’m fucked now. )
                              挑战—CAO!(FUCK GFW! )
                              厌恶—我靠!(Fuck me. )
                              困惑—这他妈的到底…?( What the fuck…? )
                              困难—我真不明白这倒霉生意!( I don't understand this fucking business! )
                              绝望—又他妈的…( Fucked again…. )
                              开心—我他妈的太高兴了。( I fucking couldn’t be happier. )
                              沮丧—这他娘的到底怎么回事?( What the fuck is going on here? )
                              迷路—我们他妈的到底在哪儿呢?( Where the fuck are we? )
                              怀疑—真他妈的难以置信。(Un-fucking believable! )
                              报复—小心我揍死你!( Up your fucking ass! )
                              拒绝—我他妈的才不干呢。( I didn’t fucking do it. )
                              茫然—我他妈的什么都知道!(I know fuck-all about it. )
                              冷漠—到底是他妈的谁搞成这样的?( Who really gives a fuck, anyhow? )
                              问候—你他妈的最近怎么样啊?(How the fuck are ya? )
                              疑惑—你他妈的到底谁啊?( Who the fuck are you? )
                              惊恐—我们快点儿离开这倒霉地方吧。(Let’s get the fuck out of here. )
                              方位—滚一边去!( Fuck off. )
                              敬畏—你他妈的到底是怎么做到的?( How the fuck did you do that? )


                              来自Android客户端31楼2014-08-02 15:55
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