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"Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others --- his last breath."
每一个人生下来都拥有一项资产,它比其他所有的资产价值都高,这就是他最后的一口气。


IP属地:黑龙江17楼2013-05-14 00:24
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    "Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person."
    良好的教养在于隐藏我们对自己较佳的评价,以及隐藏我们对他人较差的评价。


    IP属地:黑龙江18楼2013-05-14 00:25
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      "Fame is vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion."
      “名声”如同是蒸气,“声望”如同是意外,在地球上唯一可以确定的事情是被遗忘掉。


      IP属地:黑龙江19楼2013-05-14 00:25
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        "Principles is another name for prejudice."
        “原则”是“偏见”的另一个名称。


        IP属地:黑龙江20楼2013-05-14 00:26
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          "Prophecies boldly uttered never fall barren on superstitious ears."
          迷信的人总是相信那些大胆的预言。


          IP属地:黑龙江21楼2013-05-14 00:26
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            "Necessity knows no law."
            “需要”不懂任何的“法律”。


            IP属地:黑龙江22楼2013-05-14 00:27
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              "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
              当你为爱情而钓鱼时,要用你的心当作饵,而不是用你的脑筋。


              IP属地:黑龙江23楼2013-05-14 00:27
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                "If all men were rich, all men would be poor."
                如果所有的人都是富有的,那么所有的人都是贫穷的。


                IP属地:黑龙江24楼2013-05-14 00:28
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                  "Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
                  你经常坦白承认自己的过失,上司就会失去戒备之心,你才会有机会去犯更多的错误。


                  IP属地:黑龙江25楼2013-05-14 00:29
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                    "Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you like."
                    先获得事实,然后你才能够随心所欲的扭曲误解它。


                    IP属地:黑龙江26楼2013-05-14 00:29
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                      "The deadly enemy of a man, his own tongue...."
                      一个人最危险的敌人是他自己的口舌。


                      IP属地:黑龙江27楼2013-05-14 00:30
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                        一本怀有恶意的书籍将不会伤害到任何人,除了写作它的傻瓜。
                        "A malignant book would hurt nobody but the fool who wrote it."


                        IP属地:黑龙江28楼2013-05-14 00:31
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                          预言是唯一的一项人类技术,它是无法经由练习而改善。
                          "Prophesying was the only human art that couldn’t be improved by practice."


                          IP属地:黑龙江29楼2013-05-14 00:31
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                            当一个人阅读《圣经》时,与其说他惊诧于上帝的智慧,倒不如说他惊诧于上帝的无知。
                            "When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what he doesn’t know."


                            IP属地:黑龙江30楼2013-05-14 00:31
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                              亚当真是一位老糊涂,他本来一切事情都很顺利,而且他已经成功的赢得社区内最漂亮女孩子的芳心,但是他对自己的征服成果却感到不满足,他必须去吃那一颗可怜的小苹果。
                              "What a fool old Adam was. Had everything his own way; had succeeded in gaining the love of the best looking girl in the neighborhood, but yet unsatisfied with his conquest he had to eat a miserable little apple."


                              IP属地:黑龙江31楼2013-05-14 00:31
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