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鉴真和尚东渡时曾几次遇到风暴,当时他最可能怎么说?

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A.他说风雨中这点痛算什么,擦干泪不要怕。。。
B.让暴风雨来得更猛烈些吧!
C.我是要成为海贼王的男人。。。
D.我爱吃菠菜,所以我力大无穷,我就是大力水手!


1楼2013-04-02 15:23回复
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    来自手机贴吧2楼2013-04-02 16:16
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      . Look!Here is a single LZ!!!Let's try catching him,LZ is full of nutritions,a LZ can provide us with us a week's energy. But LZ's not easy to deal with.Approaching him backwards,not to make any noise!Hey,I've caught him!!!He struggles acutely.Cut his head off and the rest can be eaten.Time permitting,we can eat after burning him.More delicious if doing that.LZ contains 6 times as much protein asbeef,it taste great,just like chicken.gebengcui.


      IP属地:四川来自手机贴吧3楼2013-04-02 16:18
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