Favourite colour:
Blue, because Rangers play in blue.
Who or what would you put into Room 101?
That's something I have to think about. Can we come back to it?
Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger?
(Laughs). A lion? I havenae a clue. Who thinks these questions up?
Favourite TV programme?
Only Fools and Horses, but only the old ones. And Blackadder.
Favourite band?
Queen. I've just always liked them.
Last CD you bought?
That would've been Frank Sinatra around Christmas time. I like Ol' Blue Eyes.
Last book you read?
Richard Dunwoody's autobiography. I'm reading it now. It's quite good. I'm into other sports like horse racing, golf and football. I quite like a bet.
What newspapers or magazines do you read?
Daily Record and Rangers Monthly.
What colour underpants are you wearing?
I'll have to check, hang on. (Unmistakeable sound of a man rummaging down his trousers...) Blue. There's a surprise. But at least I'm wearing some today, eh?
Do you have any superstitions?
Not personally, but my coach used to on my behalf. Every time I came out to play he insisted on playing Brain Drain by Pink Floyd. There's a bit in the song where they laugh and he used to insist on walking through the gate at that moment. He doesn't do it now. It stopped working.
What's in your pockets?
(More rummaging). Let's see: car keys, a chap stick for my lips and £28.65. And some chalk.
What are you doing today?
I'm going to the pet shop. I've got to buy some bones for the dog.
Which player do you hate playing against the most?
Peter Ebdon. He takes so long to play his shots that sometimes you don't get to the table for ages. Whereas at least with someone like Ronnie O'Sullivan, you're never sitting down for long.
How much is a pint of milk?
Hang on, I know this one. I just bought one yesterday. Sixty-odd pence?
Tea or coffee
Neither. I don't like them. I just drink juice of Irn Bru.
Kylie or Britney?
Tough one. Britney probably. Kylie's got the best behind, but Britney overall. And I've thought about that Room 101 thing now: Martin O'Neill the Celtic manager.亮点永远在最后。。。啊，噗……


http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2003/feb/14/danrookwood
地址在这里，，，贴吧里看起来貌似有点累的样子。。。

i think i've seen john's...
same questions i suppose...
i'll look for it ya

http://robertfl.blog.hexun.com/16549592_d.html
and here's john's...
well it has translation- - but i prefer english edition, anyway, just fine- -
and john's Q&A was done in 2008
while graeme's in 2003


嗷，嗷，果然是很古老的经典“段子”了
不过看这么长的英文，而且还……相当地……口语化
好吧我承认，我有点……吃不消了，嗷……

其实要不是晚上上课的话我本来可以顺便翻一下的说。。。
我还是很喜欢翻Q&A的。。。
感觉很精炼= =。。。

问题在于我还是很贱的想把这家伙翻了


Q最喜欢的颜色？A蓝，流浪者队服的颜色。
Q你最想把谁扔进room101？（就是一个类似于噩梦成真的地方）A嗯，这个问题我要想一下。我们等会儿回答行么？
Q狮子和老虎打架的话谁会赢呢？A（大笑）狮子吧？我没证据啊。谁想出来的问题0.0？
Q最喜欢的电视节目？A《only fools and horses》（BBC喜剧），不过只是老版的。还有blackadder。

Q最喜欢的乐队？
A Queen，我一直喜欢他们。
Q最后一张买的CD？
A嗯，是圣诞前后买的Frank Sinatra，我喜欢Ol' Blue Eyes。
Q最后一本读的书？
A Richard dunwoody的自传。我正在读。这书很好。我对赛马、高尔夫、足球这些运动也很感兴趣。我很喜欢打赌（这里指的是打赌or下注？我倾向于前者）。
Q读什么报纸杂志呢？
A Daily Record和流浪者月刊。
Q你现在穿的内裤是什么颜色的？（+_+##）
A额，我得看一下。（窸窣声，自动和谐之……）蓝。真是惊喜，至少我今天就穿了些蓝色的。（。。。。。。）
Q你有什么迷信么？
A个人没有，不过以前我教练一直会为我做一些。我每次要去比赛的时候，他就执意要用pink floyd玩brain drain。歌里有一些会让大家发笑的地方，他坚持要在这个时候走过大门。他现在不这么做了，因为看起来迷信失效了。
Q你口袋里有什么？
A（窸窣……）我们看看，哦车钥匙，润唇膏，28.65镑。一些粉笔。
Q你今天要去干什么？
A我要去宠物店。我得给狗买点骨头。
Q你最讨厌比赛打谁？
A艾伯顿。他每一杆之前都想好久，你感觉几个世纪都上不了桌了。至少你跟奥沙利文打球的时候，你在座位上时间坐不长。
Q一品脱牛奶多少钱？
A哈等等，这我知道。我昨天刚去买过。六十便士？
Q茶还是咖啡？
A都不要，我不喜欢它们。我喝Irn Bru的果汁。
Q Kylie还是Britney？
A这是个困难的问题。应该是britney吧。kylie是紧接着的，但是britney是最好的。关于room101的事情我想我有答案了：凯尔特人的经理，Martin O'Neill。

哇哈哈哈，哇哈哈哈，可爱的咕咚和可爱的小熊~~
于是我知道我为啥看不懂原文了，因为……对英国那些文化什么的半窍不通，嗷，惭愧……
不过现在我也想问了，这些损问题……都是……谁……问的？有点要吐血，嗷……
内裤，果然是个经久不衰的问题………………
实际上吧，But at least I'm wearing some today, eh? 这句，我一开始理解的是
“至少我今天穿着点什么（而不是一丝不挂，像‘那次’一样）。”嗷…………
他兜里揣着润唇膏？难道他经常……嘴唇干裂……么？难道是因为……营养不足……么？
好吧，润唇膏也就算了，那么，他揣粉笔干嘛啊他？当老师给人讲课用啊？
Q你最讨厌比赛打谁？
A艾伯顿。他每一杆之前都想好久，你感觉几个世纪都上不了桌了。
果然，果然，啥也不说了，哼哼……
还有最后一句，也是亮点，嗷，就像……小说开头设下的悬念结尾才给出答案，嗯哼~~
最后的最后，小熊熊你太有爱了，多谢多谢，嗷嗷~~

我突然想到那个应该不是粉笔。。。应该是滑石粉吧。。感觉这样靠谱多了。。。
John那段的亮点……………………　　记者：你喜欢皇室成员吗？
　　希金斯：(轻声笑了笑)如果你是苏格兰人，你就没有选择的余地。但是，我心里并不喜欢皇室成员，不过一天过后，想想得到的荣誉，很明显我觉得自己也变得尊贵起来。= =|||||||||||


嗯好吧。。滑石粉跟粉笔应该都叫chalk

嗯我一开始倒是没想到一丝不挂那次。。。
我也不知道。。也有可能是说那件事吧。。03年说到02的事情应该也是正常的嗷。。><


嗯嗯，03年的记者们啊球迷们啊什么的对02年发生的事情感兴趣也是人之常情的嗷~~